You know you’re a mum when…

By | October 28, 2010

  • You search your handbag for a pen and all you can find is a packet of wax crayons
  • You’ll happily chat to strangers about poo
  • You don’t think twice about wiping your child’s nose on your dressing gown
  • You know all the words to Dear Zoo without having to look at the book       
  • You carefully pick out your child’s outfit for playgroup, complete with matching shoes and hair slides, but you turn up looking like you got dressed in the dark        


  • You know the channel number of CBeebies and all the theme tunes
  • Clothes shopping now means buying clothes for your children, even if you’ve managed to go on a shopping trip without them
  • You start thinking about Christmas presents in June
  • You have to share the food that’s on your dinner plate, despite it being exactly the same as what’s on theirs

What have I missed?!

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