Things I Never Thought I’d Say…

By | November 11, 2011

… before becoming a parent

  • Take your finger out of your bum
  • Don’t put that pen in your ear
  • Yes, your poo does look like a sausage
  • No, don’t eat food from the floor
  • Please don’t put the ladybird in your pocket
  • No, we wee in the toilet, not the bath
  • Wait there, I need to pick your bogey
  • Stop licking the window

I’m sure there are many, many more.  What’s the oddest thing you’ve said?

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2 Comments

Susan Mann on November 11, 2011 at 5:05 pm.

lol I am sure I have said 90% of those too and never would I have thought it. x
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jenny Paulin on November 12, 2011 at 12:00 am.

brilliant i am chuckling to myself by myself i hasten to add!!!
i find myself saying a lot now:

is willy in?
why haven’t you got your pants on?
take your finger out of your nose
don’t put your hand in the potty (when full of wee)
don’t carry the potty (when full)
no, mummy hasn’t got a willy

must be more again but they are the ones that spring to mind!! xx
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