C: I like your belly Mummy, it’s squashy like play dough
C: (on hearing the sat nav repeat an instruction) Stupid sat nav
Me: Don’t say stupid
Me: It’s not nice to call people stupid
C: It’s not a people Mummy, it’s a sat nav
Can’t argue with that I suppose
C: I’ve got a secret to show you Mummy
Me: Oh really? What is it?
C: I don’t know but it’s in the fridge
Nice try child
C: (to M) You can be Prince Daddy and I’ll be Princess C
Me: So do I get to be Queen Mummy?
C: No, you can be the dragon
Who needs enemies with a daughter like this?