Conversations with a toddler #2

By | March 13, 2012

C: I like your belly Mummy, it’s squashy like play dough

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C: (on hearing the sat nav repeat an instruction) Stupid sat nav

Me: Don’t say stupid

C: Why?

Me: It’s not nice to call people stupid

C: It’s not a people Mummy, it’s a sat nav

Can’t argue with that I suppose

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C: I’ve got a secret to show you Mummy

Me:  Oh really?  What is it?

C: I don’t know but it’s in the fridge

Nice try child

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C: (to M) You can be Prince Daddy and I’ll be Princess C

Me: So do I get to be Queen Mummy?

C: No, you can be the dragon

Who needs enemies with a daughter like this?

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5 Comments

Brinabird on March 13, 2012 at 3:05 pm.

Oh these had me laughing!
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Moormummy on March 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm.

Hahahaha, I particularly liked the fridge one :)

Emma on March 14, 2012 at 10:25 am.

Ha ha! She’s brilliant. Thank goodness mine isn’t the only mummy terroriser out there. The dragon one made me smile. Sometimes its hard not to take it personally. I get stuff like “No Mummy, I can’t love you now, I’m loving Daddy today” while Daddy has been out all week at the office and Mummy is the one who lovingly slaves and tends…bah!
Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
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Laura on March 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm.

I love these comments, you can always rely on the innocence of a child!

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Laura xx
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Kate Buckley on March 16, 2012 at 11:34 am.

Got to love toddlers. If no-one else will put you in your place, they will! 😀
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