Posts Tagged “parenting”
A few weeks ago, when picking C up from nursery, her teacher mentioned to me that they’d started doing letter sounds with her class and that C was doing very well and knew most of them. This didn’t come as a surprise to me as we talk about letters a lot at home, and I [...]
… before becoming a parent Take your finger out of your bum Don’t put that pen in your ear Yes, your poo does look like a sausage No, don’t eat food from the floor Please don’t put the ladybird in your pocket No, we wee in the toilet, not the bath Wait there, I need [...]
You search your handbag for a pen and all you can find is a packet of wax crayons You’ll happily chat to strangers about poo You don’t think twice about wiping your child’s nose on your dressing gown You know all the words to Dear Zoo without having to look at the book You carefully pick [...]
